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The time is now! On your knees in submission and worship at the feet of the true lords of the underworld, humans! The mighty Gwar is upon us. Unassailable in grandeur, Gwar emerged from the very bowels of Antarctica and have grown into two time Grammy award nominated icons whose influence upon society is far too great to accurately gauge. Gwar is all ruling and everlasting! Surrender yourself to their remorseless force!

"I find it quite annoying that we're still stranded here on earth after 25 years. We are meant for so much more. It is quite fortunate for you though, is it not? Is it you who are our captive audience, or are we your captive gift of awesomeness? Think about that!" - Beefcake the Mighty (Gwar)