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Skatetalk Bob Apology Video

Skatetalk Bob wanted to share this video with everyone.

Altamont Apparel may not endorse the warped sensibilities of Skatetalk Bob, and/or his perverse sense of humor, but we certainly don't mind it!

That said, maybe Bob was a little harsh with the last two sponsor-me reviews. It can't all be a love fest. But after all, who knows what kind of review you'll get with such a controversial guest on the couch? There was only one way to find out!

Rain Darden and Daniel Cross, your boxes are on the way!


  1. said (2 years ago)

    yo, bob, fuck them! I love you dude, you were honest!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

  2. said (2 years ago)

    Hi Bob,just want you to get over yourself, thats all i wanted to say -_-

  3. said (2 years ago)

    I think Bob is a big man for apologizing on the site. I dont think he ment to make the two kids feel bad. I forgive him... but i do see where he was coming from. It is extrememly hard for anyone to get sponsored in the skateboard industry and he was speaking the truth. With that said i do feel he was a little harsh. I respect Bob for this and i hope the viewers will as well. Everyone makes mistakes and deserves a second chance.

  4. said (2 years ago)

    Bob was a dick and I don't know if he did learn his leasson or not but I hope so and I'm glad his apologies were posted. And even though he was a dick he dosent deserve to be kicked off the altomont website

  5. said (2 years ago)

    bob don't you change a thing you are golden

    excuse you for keeping it real

  6. said (2 years ago)

    People need to learn to take a joke. How can you watch vids of any pro and think you can get a shirt because you can do an axle stall on a curb?

  7. said (2 years ago)

    Im really glad he apologized. If it were me i wouldn't I'd be hiding my head in shame. ALTAMONT for life

  8. said (2 years ago)

    i'm glad he's not gunna be on here anymore. he's an asshole, let's see him skate. guarantee that he sucks just as much as he said the other kids do. there's a difference between having a sense of humor and being an asshole and he's definitely an asshole.. fuck him and fuck skatetalk live on the berrics

  9. said (2 years ago)

    Dude that was a weak apology. Especially if it came down from management. Since when do we censor skaters behavior. This is what this guy does. I think most get that.
    Damn. Im dissappointed.

  10. said (2 years ago)


  11. said (2 years ago)

    Pending approval, are you kidding me! censored......

  12. said (2 years ago)

    I don't think it's about having a sense of humor. I just think people don't like hearing someone talk shit when they can't do shit themselves.
    I don't doubt that people will like you if they meet you...reason being that you're most likely a suck ass coward who will chap your lips on the ass of any pro/industry type.

  13. said (2 years ago)


  14. said (2 years ago)

    Is this contest really about getting sponsored? I was under the impression it was about winning free shit if Theo liked your skating. I wouldn't of submitted anything if I knew that was the case, I don't even want to be sponsored, I just want some free shit haha.

  15. said (2 years ago)

    I Love you Bob

  16. said (2 years ago)

    This is a joke you people are stupid as fuck

  17. said (2 years ago)

    Wow you guys are retards its a fucking joke

  18. said (2 years ago)

    Fuk everybody who got their feelin's hurt! fukit nigga. Them fools are fukin their sisters and need to get ruthless! I wanna give a major shout out to BOB, prior to his apology. However, the fact you were ruthless from the beginning doesn't allow me to be bummed on your apology! PLAY on PLAYER! keep that mufukin headup and keep laughin fool. cuz that's what we all need, my nig.

  19. said (2 years ago)

    dope you apoligized man. too bad what you said was all the truth. everybody out there who can't skate a lick and wants to be sponsored needs to here this. it was just a bit harsh especially since im sure some of these dudes gave their parts their all. be chill skating is fun. leave lame comments to facebook

  20. said (2 years ago)

    dude, its all cool but you caused 2 lil homies to feel bad about themselves. now they may never skate again or maybe their ashamed to skate now that you put them on blast......but everythings all cool

  21. said (2 years ago)

    the thing you got to realize is everyone who made a video to get a box of some altamont goodies gave it their all forsure to hopefully impress theo. Whether their all was good enough or not i dont think means you should piss on their dreams. Jokes are cool but there is a right time and place for everything and its at the expense of kids who look up to the people at altamont so it prolly sucks for them to have someone in the industry they wanna be in or whatever rip them to shreds... The End

  22. said (2 years ago)

    i agree it cant be a love fest all the time. but to have someone who prolly doesnt skate. and does nothing more then watch skate videos judge wheather or not someone is worthy enough is flat out bullshit.
    garret hill was the perfect guest. told it like it is and was straight up.
    the last sponser me was dope.

    but stick to people that are altamont contributers and team members. shits freasher that way.
    throw nasty neck on that piece.

  23. said (2 years ago)

    Thanks for the apology Bob.

  24. said (2 years ago)

    honestly bob your a dick and an ass you deserve to be severley injured for a couple of months , all these people that thank you probably arent even fucking real but computers to make altamont seem better or to better say the situation semm better. altomont PLEASE READ THIS , YOU ARE BADLY INJURED FOR WHAT BOB SAID , NOBODY WANTS TO BUY YOUR CLOTHES ANYMORE NOR DO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT YOU BOB PRACTICALLY FUCKED YOUR WHOLE COMPANMY OVER TRUST ME.

  25. said (2 years ago)

    Good job bob

  26. said (2 years ago)

    honestly, what do you have to do with skateboarding you faggot? you probably don't skate and all you do is talk shit? real contributor here everyone. go hang out in silver like with the rest of the elitist too cool fucks that need to be tied up and thrown into a wood chipper you ugly retard. i hope you read this and want to chop your head off with a rusty saw. make your mom proud and end your life you dumb fuck.

  27. said (2 years ago)

    Hilarious! Dudes funny. I think judging a skateboarder, whether good or not, is kinda shitty because it SHOULDN'T be judged. Competitions are super fucked and for sports, BUT that's why these kids are sending in their compete for product and get judged. If you're that delusional to think you deserve free product for being sketchy as shit and turning in a piss poor vid you deserve to set straight. Honesty hurts sometimes.

  28. said (2 years ago)

    Ha ha loved "did you whine like a little bitch like this kids gonna" censorship is freaking gay

  29. said (2 years ago)

    hahaha Bob's great.
    He knows what he's talking about.
    Sarcasm is just unheard of nowadays.

  30. said (2 years ago)

    Man no matter what you don't say that someone sucks never. you could learn something from Theotis, he's always positive he's never said anything negative about any of those videos

  31. said (2 years ago)

    The dudes who bob ripped on were pretty fucking descent. They definitely didn't deserve to have a douchebag who can't even skate put their entire parts down. Fuck you bob, for being the complete asshat you are, and fuck you altamont for associating yourselves with arrogance and negativity. I will never support you, and I will go to great lengths, to make sure nobody I know owns a piece of altamont clothing again.

  32. said (2 years ago)

    This guy deserves to get knocked the fuck out! He is such a fucking hipster it makes me sick. I also feel like everyone on here is ignoring the fact that #23 was legit, he skated fast and had good style.

  33. said (2 years ago)

    i seriously want something bad to happen to this fucking retard.
    yeah, that's a little harsh but i don't give a fuck
    Bob, please kill yourself....i know you must have had those thoughts before.

    oh yeah, FUCK ALTAMONT now...used to be cool.

  34. said (2 years ago)

    I feel it's hardly a genuine apology, do you think he would have apologised off his own back by realising what he'd said was a bit out of order? Or do you think that he's apologised because people were slating the hell out of him and he just wants people to know him for being 'the nice guy for apologising'. I think the latter.

  35. said (2 years ago)

    wow. that takes a set of balls, albiet small ones..
    nice recovery bob. even if you were sacracstic.

  36. said (2 years ago)


  37. said (2 years ago)

    yeah Bob apologized, but even in his apology he was being sarcastic. he said he had a decease called a sense of humor. that was so lame Bob! we the people of the ghetto are very pissed off at you 4 trying to tarnish the homie's Theotis good name. in jail you would not last a minute because every criminal in there has kids. good luck if you ever happen to stop by the ghetto. im sure plenty of people are gonna wanna say hi to you.

  38. said (2 years ago)

    shut up about the disease shit lol

  39. said (2 years ago)

    Wow....What a fucking chode,that was a weakass apology vid

  40. said (2 years ago)

    Whatever bob. Nothing worse than a fake apology. Ur the Perez Hilton of skateboarding. It's not the bad review; other guests have done the same. It's the hate and failed "sense of humor". Jokes are funny when your audience laughs...Last thing we need is more hate.

  41. said (2 years ago)

    im glad this hipster douche got put in his place, serves him right. Altamont blew it. You lost my respect and support

  42. said (2 years ago)


  43. said (2 years ago)

    Bob is Lame. I'm tired of skate media celebrities like this.

  44. said (2 years ago)

    So he "apologizes", then basically un-apologizes right after. Go fuck yourself Bob.

  45. said (2 years ago)

    It is fucked up those kids see how nice Theotis is only to have you judge how they skate or present themselves. Because even when they may not be worth a box Theotis still gives them words of encouragment..isnt positivity the whole point of the videos? You know, the whole, Theotis cant say bad things about anyone "thing"? cont.

  46. said (2 years ago)

    But then this smug pretentious prick comes on and shows everyone that doesnt know what your so sure you do. A sense of humor is one thing, but just shitting on people before their part even starts, that was so comedically humorous.

  47. said (2 years ago)

    I wonder if you were ever diagnosed with any small drop of it. But I do gotta' give it to ya', you may be the first person to make an apology video and come across as a bigger pile of shit then you did in the first video you came across as a pile of shit in.

  48. said (2 years ago)

    Are you like a James Bond villan or something? Maybe the king of cool? Can you please remind everyone what video you made? Or maybe that photo you shot? No, it must of been that promo part you had.

  49. said (2 years ago)

    How the FUCK are you involved with any part of a skateboard market in any way? Did you just live in LA, listen to Morrisey, and meet other people that listened to Morrisey or something? I really dont want to end it like this but we do mean it from the bottom of our hearts. FUCK YOUR SELF.

  50. said (2 years ago)

    Yah, I posted the comment saying get over your self and really your "sarcasm" suprises me that even in your apology you cant be sincere and admit that your wrong to put dudes down for trying. By the way if your sending a submission your not gonna be that fucking great you judgmental asshole, your judgement couldn't be more meaning less. ALTAMONT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT, and again BOB get over you self and your "SENSE OF HUMOR" ... your the littleral meaning of a douche bag

  51. said (2 years ago)

    Last time I checked you dont have "fans" and I havent seen you do anything new to gain them..."Douchechill". "Everyone" put the nail on the head. He deserves a box.

  52. said (2 years ago)

    Yo man i was not down for what you did at all but way to man up. PEACE. LOVE. SHAKEJUNT.

  53. said (2 years ago)

    this whole deal is mad vanilla, skate or die

  54. said (2 years ago)

    Please give bob a toothbrush before you decide to put his ugly mug on cam.....

  55. said (2 years ago)

    Bob i kinnda agreee what u said but u shoudnt say it the way u did
    cuz u have no right to say that i pretty sure u cant skate at all u just talk
    and u a virgin as well cuz ur fuckin ugly as fuck

  56. said (2 years ago)

    when u had a skate talk with antwuan u were acting like a little pusssy bitch cuz u were scared as fuck everybody could tell
    im a graphics designer in downtown LA
    you are just a lucky motherfucker cuz u met the right people at the right time but you dont deserve shit cuz you cant skate nd you are a shitty asss person

  57. said (2 years ago)

    lmao it was an apology video until 1:22 dudes still a dick but i don't care i have no clue who the fuck bob is i just saw him on the sponsor me videos

  58. said (2 years ago)

    U kids are just janked cuz u don't get to be on altamonts or the BERRICS website. Wake up shits life. Bob talks it how it is. Some of these kids sending in vids can't honestly expect to get a package. Bobs an honest trucker. LONG LIVE BOB !!!! Constructive criticism is always needed and bob is the first to show how It really is.

  59. said (2 years ago)

    still haven't bought a piece of Altamont clothing since you let Bob be a part of it. I guess it doesn't matter since I know Altamont has about a year left...

  60. said (2 years ago)

    I thought people with that disease were actually supposed to be funny.

  61. said (2 years ago)

    I thought people with that disease were actually supposed to be funny.

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