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Garrett Hill X Children Of Bodom Giveaway Day 4

May 19, 2011 by fred

Kirk Triz won the third of 5 boxes of the Garrett Hill x Children of Bodom giveaway. Here' are the three Garrett Hill signature items that Kirk listed:
“1. The Vet comes in olive. It's a military style jacket. It has a zip in hood, which is good, because sometimes you need to cover your head, especially if you haven't washed your hair in three days. Full size range of S-XL.
2. The Hill Henley is a Henley because of it's three buttons. It has small Altamont embroidery in the chest-al area. It's cotton and black.
3. There have been a litany of G. Hill Wilshire Slouch jeans. They have a trim fit. Also notice the 2pct. spandex. That gives you some flexibility and material strength when you need it. What color? Black. I once wore a colorful shirt to an Amon Amarth concert. I looked like a fool. I saw Bodom in 2009. It was a great show. The crowd kept chanting 'BODOM' between each song. There is also something magical about watching Alexi swing his guitar over his shoulder.””

For the 4th day we are relying on your creativity. We found this photo of Garrett Hill on his Facebook page, taken at the last St. Patrick's day.
What would your caption/comment be on this photo?

Simply leave a comment below to enter and have a chance of winning the Altamont, Zero skateboards, Theeve trucks and Children of Bodom goods.

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  1. said (2 years ago)

    my name isn't Garrett Hill, its George Clinton, sorry for the confusion folks!

  2. said (2 years ago)

    " im never getting druk in las vegas again"

  3. said (2 years ago)

    "I had a crazy time on Spring Break i flashed Sarah Palin and she gave me her wicked cool glasses and a bead. Then i slept with some anime chicks woke up wearing a Naruto head band FTW!" Altamont reppin'.

  4. said (2 years ago)

    "my mom bought me this awesome necklace, and the glasses.. that`s all me" cheers!

  5. said (2 years ago)

    wasup ladies, I just turned my ponderosa pine into a godamn redwood! wanna go out?

  6. said (2 years ago)

    "We can't stop here. This is bat country."

  7. said (2 years ago)

    dont mess with someone wearing a naruto headband and big glasses!!

  8. said (2 years ago)

    G-CODE!!! nuff said

  9. said (2 years ago)

    Altamont- we do what we want

  10. said (2 years ago)

    lol he has his big boy glasses on

  11. said (2 years ago)

    I may be Irish or I may not but who knows I still got pretty drunk like an Irish on St. Patricks day that's why I have no idea what I was doin in this pic... Next time I got to remember not to get a as drunk as last time forsure...

  12. said (2 years ago)

    my names garrett and i like to party

  13. said (2 years ago)

    This offers UVA/UVB protection for half of your face.

  14. said (2 years ago)

    Gives a new meaning to 'beer goggles'

  15. said (2 years ago)

    he has his big boy glasses on

  16. said (2 years ago)

    I guess thats why they call it sin city

  17. said (2 years ago)

    The Hangover
    part 3

  18. said (2 years ago)

    the doctor prescribed me glasses that were too big!

  19. said (2 years ago)

    Take that lady gaga...

  20. said (2 years ago)

    miss Altamont spring-summer 2011

  21. said (2 years ago)

    LSD + Kurt cobain lookalike + ridiculously high pop shuvits + a little bit of special + Woodstock + a hill Billy + a competition I'm never gonna win + some real STEEEEEZE + some more RIDICULOUSLY high pop shuvits + insanity + some guy of severe RAD = Garrett Hill.

  22. said (2 years ago)

    Chicks dig guys with big glasses.

  23. said (2 years ago)

    i guess the headband might be too much with the glasses and bling, oh well im garret fucking hill right?

  24. said (2 years ago)

    You know what big glasses mean???...yeah big eyes

  25. said (2 years ago)

    i waited up all night fo this comp and I have school and too exams tomorrow so I hope this was worth it if not I love Altamont anyway.

  26. said (2 years ago)

    blowjob 5 bucks, i'll meet you in the alley in ten minutes, you down big boy ?

  27. said (2 years ago)

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, the bitches love my shades and so should you!

  28. said (2 years ago)

    it is what is

  29. said (2 years ago)

    "it is what it is*" ^shit im blowing it. that's almost as embarrassing as this photo..

  30. said (2 years ago)

    green is for the money, gold is for the honey..

  31. said (2 years ago)

    "Beer Goggles Blind," now has a whole new meaning.

  32. said (2 years ago)

    This glass help me see Alexi Laiho clearly by far and this Altamont shirt still makes me look good even though I was drunk and dizzy.

  33. said (2 years ago)

    now i wanna sniff some glue!

  34. said (2 years ago)

    Vixie trippin on me, she told me that I am Harry Potter look a like, we don't have those regular size glasses so she just put this huge glasses on me, and oh I am also a fan of Ninja's so she also put that forehead guard on me, I told her this is enough but she still put her necklace on me. :D

  35. said (2 years ago)

    big rails big glasses

  36. said (2 years ago)

    A little conversation between me and my partner in crime Vixie at St. Patrick's Day.

    Garrett: Hey Vixie! Can you help me out? I'm drunk already and I don't want this people will recognize me here.

    Vixie: Okay, I can help you on that, just trust me, I'll make sure this people won't recognize you with this look. :D

    Garrett: You sure they won't recognize me with this look?

    Vixie: For sure! Even me I don't recognize you with that look :D haha

  37. said (2 years ago)

    Naruto is my favorite anime EVAR, I also read every single bit of its manga. I am also collaborating with this clothing line called Altamont, which I'm making Naruto shirts. Also, Robert Fling or known as The Saber Master and Night Ranger, is my best friend.

  38. said (2 years ago)

    "im flossin!"

  39. said (2 years ago)

    "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

  40. said (2 years ago)


  41. said (2 years ago)

    Tws premier was off the hook, everybody killed it... Congrats to Theotis for turning pro.

  42. said (2 years ago)

    I was looking for a big ass clock to go with those glasses Flava Flav

  43. said (2 years ago)

    Im Garret Hill and ima ninja, i can pop shuvit over your face while rockin my lucky chain and scope out yo momma with my fresh glasses and Still land with that cheddah steeze

  44. said (2 years ago)

    Dayyumn brotha, I'm fuckin good looking.

  45. said (2 years ago)

    "Rumor has it, that in the end of the rainbow there is some pot for ya, no gold."

  46. said (2 years ago)

    "Turn me on and turn me loose!"

  47. said (2 years ago)

    Four eyes...

  48. said (2 years ago)

    without proper health care in the USA, garrett had to take what he found to fight his defective vision.

  49. said (2 years ago)

    Look at me now, look at me now,I'm getting papeeerrrr, look at me now, look at me now, I'm fresher than a motherfucker!!!

  50. said (2 years ago)

    this glasses definitely should be part of altamont collection fall 2011 !!

  51. said (2 years ago)

    even if i put dem xtra-large glasses on, i couldn't find a way outta here, soo .. bar tender!

  52. said (2 years ago)

    the latest fash for pro skaters. give your face these creepy and almost pedophile looking glasses, women simply can't resist 'em (don't ask me why, but anyway) and by the way, the blings with a $ logo on it or other, badder bullshit is out man, for beeing the hottest shit in town you gotta wear these jolly flowers as a necklace, or else..! that's it i think, i mean the naruto-ninja-bandana is something he uses to wear for already two jears now (just by night admittedly, he just had the heart to wear it by day (or else the picture was taken by night but in an exposed room or something man)) by the way, it wouldn't be my taste of accesoires, but hey, i, for one am not a pro skater, and that explains everything, i guess.

  53. said (2 years ago)

    Leprechaun raves...Garret Hill reached the end of the tripped out rainbow.

  54. said (2 years ago)

    The Garret Hill Signature giant Glasses + Signature Headband of the Hill Clan - out soon!!!!
    What? THAT's a different Cloth!
    Also available soon : The Children of Bodom Colorway with COB and HC on the glasses!
    A golden clover Necklace in each 100th package!

  55. said (2 years ago)

    It's still cool to say that, right?"

  56. said (2 years ago)

    I just wanna ask you guys if this big glasses are cool? Because this is what I gonna wear on the next Children Of Bodom Music Video.

  57. said (2 years ago)

    "Open bar duuuude!"

  58. said (2 years ago)

    I'm feel'in a lil talla, I'm a balla! Halla!

  59. said (2 years ago)

    u know how i do it..i do it big ;)

  60. said (2 years ago)

    now that got my reading glasses on im ready to see theotis's g-muthafuckin-code part in transworld video

  61. said (2 years ago)

    and not a single fuck was given that day

  62. said (2 years ago)

    "Bad to the bone, raised in the gutter,
    Not exactly a motherfucking role model.
    To you looking down on me.
    Ain't got time for the future or the past.
    Live for the moment, make it last."
    -Children of Bodom "Living Dead Beat"

  63. said (2 years ago)

    ˝it is time to nut up or shut up˝

  64. said (2 years ago)

    I started a sunglass company. I think it will be big.

  65. said (2 years ago)

    Baby it's the freakin weekend I'm bout to have me some fun...

  66. said (2 years ago)

    '' The Hill Has Eyes ''

  67. said (2 years ago)

    Altamont Flash mob time!!

  68. said (2 years ago)

    and at the end of the day after fighting off three ninjas and being shrunk by an evil doctor and winning a fashion show in Ireland I still have fuck loads of energy up Altamont and away !!!

  69. said (2 years ago)

    You`ve got mad tricks down for sure, finally you look like mad:D

  70. said (2 years ago)

    Hey, I'm Garrett a lvl 50 warlock whose thirst can only be quenched by the finest of tiger bloods. I have one gear... "GO". Not to mention my pass gases smell like rainbows. Duh..? Now ya got it? Winning!*Charlie Sheen voice*

  71. said (2 years ago)

    these glasses makes my nose look like its getting a titwank!

  72. said (2 years ago)

    A gold necklace and huge green sunglasses? Somewhere, a leprechaun smiles.

  73. said (2 years ago)

    now if i could just find an ugly chick

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