Email of the Day: January 22, 2009
On skating rails and sponsorship.
Author: garry
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The following email arrived today through the Altamont web site's contact form.

can i send my sponsor me tape to your company? and do i have to skate rails to get on your team?

From: rashaad

Hi,Rashaad.

Why, yes indeed, you do have to skate rails to get on Altamont. Exclusively. In fact, you have to pull the ever-elusive 1080 to fairy dance down a 50-stair rail on fruitboots while wearing a spandex Jazzercise outfit filled with sand, motor oil and salmonella-tainted peanut butter. Then and only then will you be man enough to be sponsored by the 'mont!

--Altamont Help Desk.