The following email arrived today through the Altamont web site's contact form.
can i send my sponsor me tape to your company? and do i have to skate rails to get on your team?
Why, yes indeed, you do have to skate rails to get on Altamont. Exclusively. In fact, you have to pull the ever-elusive 1080 to fairy dance down a 50-stair rail on fruitboots while wearing a spandex Jazzercise outfit filled with sand, motor oil and salmonella-tainted peanut butter. Then and only then will you be man enough to be sponsored by the 'mont!
--Altamont Help Desk.